paprika:

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via bullied)

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penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

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gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

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missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

(via hotboyproblems)

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telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(Source: telapathetic, via tipslip)

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via cumfort)

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moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

(via generalbooty)

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charliemcdonnell:

the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me

(via peekaboolucy)

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guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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(Source: guy, via living-a-teenag3-dream)

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