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baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

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telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(Source: telapathetic, via coluring)

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via cumfort)

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moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

(via generalbooty)

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charliemcdonnell:

the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me

(via peekaboolucy)

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guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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(Source: guy, via living-a-teenag3-dream)

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taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

(Source: taxicar, via clestroying)

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edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

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